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1. What’s your latest addiction?

Perfume, toilet and food.

2. What are you listening to?

Landing in London- Three Doors Down.

3. How late did you stay up last night and why?

0500. I was thinking about studying.

4. Who were you with last Friday night?

I don’t really remember. Levitan, probably.

5. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?

Think? I’m confident.

6. When is the next time you’ll see your closest friends?

Tomorrow, at school.

7. What were you doing this morning at 7am?

Sleeping. [ Seriously, who came up with this?]

8. What radio stations do you listen to the most?

I don’t listen to radio. But mom always puts on FM in the living room. So I hear it too when I’m there.

9. What was the reason you last cried?

I was watching this movie and the kid’s mother dies.

10. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?

Yeah, I have. I doubt that there is anyone who didn’t talk to someone who was high.

11. What does the fifth text in your inbox say?

Pleasure. G’night and goodluck- u hav to beat everyone’s asses who completed o’levels. XD

Tc. [ that’s from my cousin Nadi ]

12. Where was the last coffee shop you went to?

Maaveyo Magu.

13. What’s your outfit right now?

A t-shirt and pants.

14. What were you doing at 11pm last night?

I was selling my guinea pig.

15. Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?

Levitan

16. Will you be driving in a year?

No way. But if I get married next year, I would be riding.

17. Is there anything that you are craving right now?

Scoop Pizza.

18. When did your last hug take place?

About 2 hours ago.

19. Have you ever started a sentence with “No offense, but…”?

No, but I did end a lot of sentences with that.

20. Do you drink tea?

Yeah. Now and then.

21. Have you ever been arrested?

You kidding me? Hell no.

22. Have you ridden in someone else’s car today?

No.

23. Have you made a mistake this past week?

Probably today. I had my commerce exam.

24. Who was the last person you texted?

Levitan.

25. Are you happy with your life right now?

Yeah, I guess I am. But I will be completely happy on the 13^th of November. Bye bye exams.

26. In the past 72 hours have you been under the influence of sleep?

Yes, at the exam and Math tuition.

27. What’s the connection between you and the last person you texted?

My significant other.

Well, the person who came up with this quiz is clearly jobless. But truthfully, I’m not. I just wanted to update my blog saying some crap. Yesterday I saw that Cute Kat and Ecoze Prince had tagged me. So I thought to myself, what the heck eh?

Exams are going fine. Better than I thought, actually. They are so much easier than the exams given at school. But I hope the math exam tomorrow would be easy. Wish me luck you guys. And I will post something which is something when I’m done with the exams. I will check out your blogs too. See you guys soon.

Miss the blogosphere.

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шєlcoмє вαcк đнoмвє

We missed you a lot dhombe

And we’re glad that you’re back

=)

PS- the reason for the ‘no post era’ is because of my mock exam. Then comes the Cambridge examination. Well, wish me luck


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o_o

I’m not the kind of person who goes on and on about what love is and all. But I just wanted to let you guys know my opinion on this so called thing called ‘love’.

What bothers me most is when people go on and on about how they met someone and fell in love right at that moment. Love at first sight, to be exact. While some people think that it’s romantic, I think that it’s REALLY shit. How can someone fall in love right when they see someone? That’s the stupidest thing.

For all you assholes who think that this is real, answer me this;

Would you fall in love with a cow at first sight? Would you fall in love with a person who looks like shit, at first sight?

No, I don’t think so. This is where looks matter. These ‘shit at first sight’ stories would always include a good looking girl or guy. I've never heard a story where the girl or the guys a person fell for was ugly or fat, for that matter.

How can you fall in love with someone if you don’t know anything about that person? If you fall in love with someone by the way they look, does that mean that you would fall out of love when that person’s appearance gets ruined?

See what I mean? Love at first sight CANNOT exist. If you really think that you’re in love with someone just when you saw him or her, you’re wrong. That is called Lust, dumbasses.

Yeah, a LOT of girls mistake lust for love. Really, ask a random Aminiya whore how many times she fell in love. Thrice or more, I bet. I just have one friend who believes that she fell in love once, and that is with her current guy. And they’ve been together for like three years. But hey, not only girls, guys do this too. Seriously, talk to a guy for a week, and they`ll tell you that they love you, without knowing who you really are. These are guys you really can’t keep as friends. These guys are just desperate dickheads who just want some. So they tell a girl that they love her and if the girl believes them, they would go out with her and within one month, they would ask her if they could get into her pants. Pathetic, I know. But hey, girls these days do this too. They are no better than guys.

And a lot of shitheads think that;

Sex= love

No, not at all. If you think that you’re in love with someone just because you had sex with that person, you’re so wrong. That’s lust. You can’t fall in love with someone just because you had genital to genital connection! I’m not just talking about empty headed girls. I’m talking about empty headed guys too. I've heard this a lot. But from sluts and bastards. But still, it is true. Sex doesn’t mean love. A lot of guys and some girls tell their significant other that sex would make the love between them stronger. What the fuck? That’s just a load of shit. You don’t need to have sex just because you’re in a serious relationship! What if you break up? How many others are you gonna do it with, just because you think that you’re in love? That’s just gonna make you a cheap little whore.

Not just teens and these twenty year olds. Kids in grade one have boyfriends and girlfriends now. Kids who are eleven ain’t virgins anymore. Whenever they see a cute little boy or girl, they think THEY are in love. How can these little pricks be in love? THEY ARE KIDS! And their brothers and sisters ain’t even telling them that it’s called a crush. Why would they? These kids learn it from their siblings. Well some anyway. Even though their sisters and brothers are good and all, these kids’ friends influence them too. These little shits aren’t porn virgins either. I mean they do watch it. Even when they are that little. And they probably find it in their brother’s or sister’s computers. Nice, eh?

Kids.

You can only fall for someone when you know everything about that someone. You should like their personality first, and then their looks. You should like being around that person and know that you wouldn’t get bored. You shouldn’t be afraid of being committed. You wouldn’t even think about another person. Your girl or guy should be your world. Trust them, like ninety nine percent. Leave the one percent for after marriage. You shouldn’t ever rush into oral sex or IT, that’s just gonna ruin things. Spend more quality time than making out all the time. Having fun is important, but not sexually. You should be able to feel comfortable around them. Like, telling them the grossest stuff about you. You shouldn’t believe anything you hear about them from others, but do ask them if what you heard is true. You shouldn’t lie to them. You should laugh more than crying. You should be able to tell them things you can’t even tell you bestiest buddy. But, this doesn’t mean that you should tell them your friends’ secrets. They don’t have to know deep things about your friends. I mean, sheesh.

If all these things make sense to you, then you’re in love, in my opinion.

You don’t necessarily need to tell your guy or girl that you love him or her just because you want to date them. Just say that you really like that ‘em and would like to go out with him or her. And use the L word only when you really fall for your guy or girl.

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тagsρнєяє

Been tagged by Vagu Bulhaa

Hates:

- Chocolates

- Parties

- Crowds

- Mountain Dew

- Betrayers

Loves:

- Food

- Perfume

- Dhombe’s T-shirts

- Family and Friends

- Levitan

Tags:

- lєvιтαи ριxєlғcuкєя

- cuтє кαт

- кaιza sнozєч

- sιlvєяlιтє

- вuввlєтoєs

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нappy aηηιvєяsaяy -oηє yєaя-

I`ll be by your side through every journey of our life.

Today,

Tomorrow

&

Forever

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мalđιvєs woи, вιg đєal? яєally?

Okay, so I’m in Srilanka, and everyone, all my family members, some girl pals –not too proud of them- and dude friends -except for two or three of my coolest guy friends- are practically masturbating over the football match which was going to take place there. I don’t really remember the date, wasn’t that important to me. So anyway, everyone is getting ready, so you have a clue that all of them had already bought the tickets. They were going nuts, wearing these dumb looking caps and they were wearing red T-Shirts. And the ones who didn’t have a red anything, it was like, it was the end of the world. Seriously, I was staying at Hotel Pearl and everyone I saw out there was wearing red. I bet that the women who were having their periods thought that they were lucky and that their husbands or boyfriends were telling them how jealous they were. I’m not saying that the dressy dress thing is shit; I’m just saying that, um, this happened.

Even little kids had the colours white, green and red painted all over their faces, which I thought, was too much. I do get the fact that a team needs the support, specially the team of Maldives. But I think that these people exaggerated too much. Just a flag would have been enough. It’s not like the players are going to be looking at the audience. They are just going to be able to hear stuff while playing. So people can just go to the stadium, scream their lungs out, and come back home. The matching red jersey fiesta is fine too, so that the team would see that the whole Maldives was present in the stadium. But that’s enough, the players might be able to see the red colours, but I doubt that they would see the flags and all drawn on little girls’ and boys’ faces. But no, we are Maldivians. We HAVE to exaggerate, else we would die.

So my dad was pressuring me to go to the stadium to watch a bunch of guys grab each other’s balls, caress each other’s legs and try to put a ball –which resembles a cow, if bigger [because of the colour combination]- into the goal. He was pretty pissed at me when I told him that the game was stupid, he is a huge football fan. And oh, Levitan loves the game too. Yeah I know that I should be cool with his interests and all, but doesn’t mean that I should be interested in what he is interested in. I don’t have to watch football just because he does. I don’t have to support and congratulate him when the team he loves wins. It’s not that I’m rude and cruel. It’s simply because, I don’t give a fuck about this game.

Okay, maybe I’m a little mean. Shrug.

Anyway, I didn’t go to watch the game.

I didn’t turn the television on.

I didn’t even ask if Maldives won when they got back to the hotel.

Rude? Oh well.

Turns out, Maldives won. Woohoo. Whatever.

How did I know?

My mum turned on the television and naturally, she switched the channel to TVM, and I saw crazy Maldivian fuckers running around Male’, some were going nuts in lorries, pick-ups and cycles. They, apparently, allowed three on one cycle that day. So very sad.

DJs on the street [heard this from a friend, that there were people who danced their asses off on the street, don’t really know if this is true though –but if it is, that so pathetic] and crazy stuff took place here that day. All the gangs, who were fighting their asses off a few months back, became one whole family. Instead of thanking god for their success, they were all out partying –not only the gangs, the whole country- So cool eh? Not. The whole gang-to-gang-friendship-thing is nice and all, but over a game?

They closed the schools for this, and partied for two whole days I think. I’m happy for these people. I’m glad that they won. But was this championship that big of a deal? Should people be jacking off about this for like two whole days? I know that some people are going to really hate me for this post, but hey, this is how I feel about this whole thing. So, screw it. [Damn, I feel great letting all this out]

It’s not like I hate football. I don’t hate it, I don’t like it either. I mean watching it. I see no point in watching a bunch of guys, as you guys have read in a LOT of blogs, fight over a tiny ball and get their freak on. And by freak on, I mean homo.

I like playing football. Okay, who am I kidding; I’m way too lazy to play it. So I play the position of the goal keeper, don’t really have to do much, just standing there is enough, the whole goal would be covered. [No, I’m not fat, I’m just really tall and slightly overweight, SLIGHTLY =D]

Long time huh, since I last posted something. I was in Colombo for 10 days and when I came back, the internet was fucked up. But I’ll be updating regularly, as in every six days, Insha Allah. Missed you guys, really.

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мy τнєoяy?

This is something which I came across while going through all the chapters of my life. No, I’m not talking about guys, not in my situation. I’m talking about other stuff too. Like family stuff and friendship. Not only me, but others as well. I know a lot of people who went through this and are still going through this. Even in their courier. Anyway, here’s my theory.

The Trusted Betrays and the Betrayed Trusts Over and Over Again.

Get what I mean? And don’t you think so too? I think that this happens because of the love people have for each other. I mean, almost everyone loves their family, their friends and some people who are committed in a relationship love their significant other. Even if one screws up, in either of these relationships, people tend to give the screw-ups a second chance. Maybe a third chance. Then comes the fourth. This is completely natural, within friendship and family I mean. But it’s not so natural in relationships.

There are some people who can’t stand betrayal. Chances might be given for stuff like, not being open, caring and other stuff like that, though this stuff doesn’t come under the category of betrayal. In the case of betrayal, most of the time, betrayal is unapproved. But then again there are others who go on giving chances every time their lover screws them up. The guy or the girl might go on cheating and they would just continue forgiving them, supposedly because of the ‘love’. I think that it’s a shit deal.

Being in love doesn’t mean that you can be treated like a toy. Seriously, betrayers don’t deserve you. And if you are one, I hope that you get screwed up badly and suffer for the rest of your assholic life.

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ιи мємoяyoғ sнaғy đнoмвє

Today’s the day my cousin brother died. Well, not exactly today. On this date, a year ago. I was in tears today, going through my photo album. And I thought that I would write something for him. So here it goes.

It’s hard to believe that you’re gone away,

It’s hard not seeing you every day.

And even when your time came,

We just weren’t ready to let you go.

The memories of our childhood,

Flashes back to me now and then.

You carried me with you when I wasn’t able to walk,

You held my hand whenever I was about to fall.

Though it’s been a year,

Since you passed away.

I just want you to know,

We want you back with us again.

All these tears that we shed,

The loneliness we feel.

Hope that you know,

That we always loved you.

I couldn’t believe my eyes,

When I saw you lying there so still.

Endless tears flowed down my eyes,

I just wished for you to open your eyes.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t say goodbye,

I’m sorry that I drifted away from you as I grew.

Forgive me for not being with you,

But I always loved you and will forever.

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нoт gιяl đєғιиιτιoи-slιм αиđ sluττy

So I did this survey, asking some of my guy friends to define a hot girl. And here they are-

- Phat Guy: Slim, great boobs (not so small, not too big), great ass, highlighted hair, cute face

- Impregnable: Tall, slim, long hair, big eyes –couldn’t care less even if she is flat-chested-

- Phatty: Slim, tall, short hair

- Firako: Slim, nice ass, nice boobs, curly hair

- Say Guado: Slim, good boobs, great ass, nice hair, cute

Noticed something? Slim applies everywhere. And I wondered why it is so. It’s not like chubby girls can’t look hot. There are a few guys who like chubby girls but most of the guys are just nuts over slim girls when they themselves aren’t at all.

No matter how much of an unattractive face a slim girl has, most guys won’t really mind. What they really look for, is the ‘Hot’ factor, which usually doesn’t include the face. If the girl is slim and has got her assets, what guy really cares about the face? A very less amount, unfortunately. But a chubby girl can be just as hot as a slim girl. Or maybe even hotter. I mean, who really wants the girls’ ribs sticking out of her and all those bony stuff that she's got?

I find it really funny that fat guys go for slim girls. I mean guys, take a look in the mirror! These guys really crack me up.

Hot Girl Definition- Gimme one.

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sιcк ғιєsтa

Hey guys, I’m back after a long break. Been sick since the mid-term break started. I didn’t have fun at all. I went to visit this funny cousin of mine and I couldn’t even laugh at her jokes. And when I went to see the doctor about it, the jerk stuck this stupid black pipe-like thing with a camera on it, deep inside my throat. I couldn’t even breathe. I was struggling for air and to get that fat shit out of my throat but those damn doctors didn’t stop what they were doing. I wanted to stick that thing up the doctor’s ass. I mean come on, it hurt like hell. I had to do it twice to get right. I puked the first time. I mean duh! Who wouldn’t? and later when they got the test results, it turned out that everything was okay, I mean nothing big. He did that shit to me for nothing! I hate that damn ass.

He also gave some stupid capsules. IT EVEN LOOKED FUNNY! And after I started taking those, I felt a lot worse. The capsules felt more like death capsules. So now I’ve stopped taking those and I’m still sick. That dumbass of a doctor ruined the whole trip. Seriously, within month, I have had fever like five times and now this is the sixth one. Levitan is sick with me as well. We both cough and get high temperature and all together. It might sound hot but the signs of the thermometer and the sight of all the goo dripping down our noses ain’t pretty at all!

PS- My computer was all messed up, which is why I couldn’t update. I formatted this thing and now it’s alright, well I hope. Will try updating more often. Missed you guys =)!

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